methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

askingalexandergaskarth:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*